What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 22:43

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
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